testimonials

 I've worked with these fucking idiots once and once only. 

I.P. Freely

Colon Checker

 

 These people asked me to say nice things about them for money. I agreed. They are nice. Now where's my money. 

Rusty Neighalls

Locator of lost money

     

 This is my passport photo. Please stop using my picture. 

Emily Parker

Housewife. Occasional Gambler